Hey Everyone!!!

This is my story with all of US in it! lol.  Well, the ones who gave me permission to use them in the story. hehehe.  You all will have to tell me what you think once you are done reading.  I do realize that it's kinda crazy, but then I was bored and tired of writing all these serious fics! lol.

NOTE (in case you don't know)

Candygirls are Michael/Maria shippers.
Intruders are Michael/Isabel shippers.

TITLE: The Matchmakers
AUTHOR: Sobia Helen
DISCLAIMER: Everything Roswellian belongs to the WB and Melinda Metz.
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: Basic Roswell plotline and Sexual Healing.
SUMMARY:  What would happen if The Intruders & the Candygirls get to interfere in the lives of the Roswellians?
BASED ON:  Some of the discussions at the Fanforum.

DEDICATED TO:  To all the wonderful people who let me use them in the story.......Ally, Nita, Trinity, Alex, Alexis, Kristin and me of course! lol.

General Note:  This story is just meant for fun and if you are one of those people who can't take a joke, don't read it!

"Uhh, GOD!  Not even baking soda is gonna help with that!"  Isabel said, disgusted, as she closed the fridge.

"You know what, Isabel?  If you don't like my new place, you can leave." Michael said.

Isabel pretty much ignored him.

Helen smiled, seeing the Mike/Iz banter on the TV and looked over at Ally, who was frowning.  Then she looked back at the TV.

"Do you have a juicer?"  Isabel asked.

"Isabel, you are pushing it."  Michael replied.

Helen laughed softly.  "They are SOOOO cute together!"  she exclaimed.

"Excuse me?"  Ally finally looked over at her.

"They should definitely hook up!  There is so much chemistry there!"  Helen commented.

"He belongs with Maria!"  Ally said.

"Ewwww!"  Sara finally spoke up.  "They are like siblings!"  she said.

"They are SO not siblings, child!"  Helen said.

"AHHH! Let me watch!"  Sara said.

**NO, NO, NO!** Helen thought as Isabel asked Alex to kiss her.

But they kissed anyways.  The nerve of them!!!

"EWWW!"  Helen said.  "I can't believe she just kissed the monkey!"

"I know!"  Ally agreed.

"I think they are cute together."  Sara said, but was ignored.

"Awwwww!"  Ally and Sara both said as Mike hugged Maria and kissed her forehead.

"Bite me!"  Helen muttered and left the room.

"Now, that's chemistry!"  Ally yelled after her.

~*~*~*~*~*~

The next day, during a shopping spree, all the girls started talking about Roswell.

"Mike and Maria were so cute together!"  Jenny, a candygirl, said.

**Delusional Candygirls!**  Trinity thought, rolling her eyes.

"Mike and Iz were cuter!"  Nita said.

"I SOOOOO agree!"  said Kristin.

"They should definitely hook up!"  Alex and Trinity both said at the same time.

"Ewww?"  Jossie said.  "They are like siblings!"

And all the Candygirls chimed in with their "ikks" and "ewws".

"They are NOT siblings!"  Alexis  said.

"Candygirls piss me off!"  Nita said to Trinity, and the rest of the intruders nodded.

While all of this was going on, Ally had noticed a bottle in a corner of the mall and went to it.  Just as she picked up the bottle, Britney Spears came out of it.

"I am a Genie in a Bottle!"  Britney announced.

"Ummm……I thought that was Christina Auguilera?"  Ally said.

"Yea, well,"  Britney said.  "So make a wish!"

"OK!"  Ally said and looked back to where the others were.  "I wish we had a say in what goes on on Roswell."  She muttered.

"DONE!"  Britney said.

"HEY! That wasn't my wish!"  Ally said.

"Yeah, that's what they ALL say!"  with that, Britney disappeared.

The next thing Ally knew, she was standing in the Crashdown café.  She looked around and spotted the others and went to them.

"OK!  What just happened?" Mary, a Candygirl said

"Listen up, everyone!"  Ally said and then proceeded to tell everything.  And most of them believed her, since they WERE in Roswell.

Helen blinked when Ally was done.  "You bitch!"  she said.

Ally was petrified.  "Slut!"  she retorted.

"Whore!"

"Well, at least I make money!" Ally said.

"This sucks!"  Alexis  said.

"This might not be so bad." Nita said.

"Yea.  Now we can use out wits to prove that Mikey and Izzy really are soulmates."  Trinity pointed out.

"That is true."  Alex admitted.

"In you all's dreams!"  Ally said.

"You are on, chica!"  Helen said.

The Intruders then went and sat down.  And the Candygirls took off and sat at the counter.

"Could we get a couple of menus here?"  Alexis yelled.

Nita glared at Maria as she came to take their orders.

"What can I get you?"  Maria asked.

"You can get the hell out of Roswell!"  Kristin said.

Maria frowned.

"We'll all have diet Cokes and fries, Maria"  Trinity said, looking around for objections.

Maria looked up.  "How did you know my name?"  she asked.

"We think it's our duty to take notice of the little people."  Alexis said.

"Who are you calling 'little'?"  Maria asked.

The Intruders burst out laughing and Maria went to get their Cokes.

"Hey, look!"  Nita said as Max and Isabel entered the café.

"And here comes the Evans siblings."  Megan, a Candygirl, announced.

"Yeah.  They are SOOO cool that they only get to hang out with each other." Ally said sarcastically and the Candygirls giggled.

"Watch this!"  Ally said and stood up.  She walked to the door and accidentally on purpose bumped into Isabel, making her fall.

"AHH!"  Isabel said.  "Watch where you are going!"

"Whoops!"  Ally said.  "I didn't see you….which is very surprising considering your size."  She looked her up and down, as she heard the Candygirls laughing in the background.

Isabel glared at Ally and started to do something but stopped when Max shook his head.

"That's it!"  Trinity said, mad.

"The Candygirls are asking for it!"  Alex and Kristin said and Helen nodded.

Then as Maria came back with their orders, Nita tripped her.  "Oops!" she said.

The Intruders coughed to cover their laughter as Maria stood up, glaring at Nita, who chose to ignore her.

Much to the dismay of the Intruders and the Candygirls, Michael didn't show up.  When it was time for the Crashdown to close, they all gathered together.

"I hate to be the one to bring this up, guys." Alex said. "But where do we go now?"  she asked.

"Ummm….That's a really good question."  Trinity said.

"Yep."  Kristin agreed.

"God! What are we gonna do?"  Ally said.

"SHUT UP!"  It's all your fault."  Helen said.

"Guys, guys, guys.  This is no time to argue!"  Trinity said.

Nita smiled. "I know!   We can go and stay at Valenti's!"  she said.

"Huh?"  The Candygirls muttered.

Helen smiled, getting Nita's meaning.

Trinity sighed, understanding.

"You all couldn't do that!"  Alex protested.

"Yea, we can't."  said Kristin.  "Let's go!"

The Candygrils and the Intruders teamed up and went to Valenti's.

Ally rang the doorbell.

Sheriff Valenti opened the door, stepping out.  "Um….Do I know you?" he asked.

"Yeah, You wish!"  Ally said.

Just then, Nita hit Valenti with a bottle of Tabasco sauce that she had gotten from the café.  The Sheriff passed out and Nita shrieked.

"You go, girl!"  Trinity said.

Alex still looked uncertain.

They all picked Valenti up and carried him to the rest room and tied him up in the tub.

"Ummm…..What about Kyle?"  Mary asked.

"Oooo, Kyle!"  Helen said.  "I wouldn't mind seeing him.  I mean…….."  she trailed off as everyone was glaring at her.

"I don't think he is here." Ally said.

"How do you know?"  everyone looked at her.

"What?"!  Ally said.  "I just checked in his room.  God!  Give me a break!"

"But what if he comes back?"  Trinity asked.

Nita held up her broken bottle.  "There is plenty of Tabasco where this came from!"

"We can write a letter?"  Jenny suggested.

They Candygirls all nodded.

"Sheep."  Alexis muttered.

Just then, Kyle Valenti walked in.  Needless to say, he was surprised. "Ummm….Who are you people?" he asked.

Alex looked around and stepped forward.  "KYLE!"  she exclaimed happily and hugged him.

Kyle frowned and pulled back.  "Do I know you?"  he asked.

"He doesn't remember us!" Trinity said, sounding hurt.

Kyle looked around.  Kristin stepped forward.   "We are you cousins!"  she said.

"Didn't you get our letter?"  Nita asked, going along with everyone.

Kyle, who obviously didn't want to sound rude, smiled.  "Oh….I do remember. But you all just look different.

Ally rolled her eyes.  "Puberty." She muttered.

"So you are all my cousins?"  Kyle looked uncertain.

"No, no, no, no, no!"  Helen stepped forward.  "We are not related, in any way….At all."  She smiled brightly and held out her hand.  "I am Helen."  She said.

Kyle shook her hand.  "Kyle." He said, looking around.  "So where is my Dad?" he asked.

"He went to the crashsite!"  Nita said.

Kyle nodded and turned his attention back to Helen.  "So how long are you planning to stay?"

~*~*~*~*~*~

"Hey!"  Maria said smiling as she walked to Michael's locker.

Michael smiled.  "Hi." He said, as he kissed her lightly on the lips.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Isabel smiled as she saw Alex coming to her locker.  "Hey, Alex!"  she said.

"Hi." He said.  "I was wondering if you want to go to a movie or something?" he asked.

Isabel nodded.  "I would love to!"

~*~*~*~*~*~

"Uhhhhh!" Alex said as she watched Isabel smiled at Alex Whitman.

"We have to get rid of the monkey-man." Nita said.

The rest of the Intruders nodded.

~*~*~*~*~*~

"Ahhh!"  Ally said as her locker mirror broke, just as the Intruders passed by.  "Not even TV mirror can hold my beauty!"  she said.

"My mirrors are always breaking!"  Helen agreed and Trinity nodded. "Same here." She said.

"Just yesterday."  Megan, and Candygirl, said.  "It happened to me!"

The Intruders left, frowning.

"The Candygirls are soo……..sheep-like!"  Alex said.

Nita nodded.  "Yeah!  One does something and everyone HAS to follow!"

~*~*~*~*~*~

"First of all, we have to get Michael to ask Maria out on a date."  Jenny said and the Candygirls nodded.

"Ally, you are good with words.  You go talk him into it."  Jenny suggested.

"Please!" Ally said.  "Do you really think that Michael….or anyone for that matter….would want to date Maria once they know that **I** exist?"

Again, the Candygirls nodded.

"I'll go!."  Megan volunteered.

~*~*~*~*~*~

"Maria."  Michael said as he sat down beside her.  "I was wondering……." He stared.

Maria looked up and smiled.  "Yes?"  she asked.

"Well……….would you like to go out tonight?"  he asked.

Maria was speechless.  "I…I would love to!"  she said.

Michael nodded.  "So where would you like to go?"

~*~*~*~*~*~

"You go Girl!"  Jenny told Megan during lunch.

"Yea, I bet Intruding-bimbos can't beat this!"  Mary said.

"It wasn't hard at all."  Megan said.

"Hey, look!"  Mary said, pointing Isabel out in the quad.

"Let's go, girls!"  Megan said, smiling.

As they came in Isabel's hearing distance, Ally said loudly  "Hey, look, guys!  It's Isabel and ALL her friends!"

The Candygirls laughed, looking at Isabel who was sitting all alone.

Isabel chose to ignore them, but that didn't stop them from dissing her.

~*~*~*~*~*~

"The Candygirls are dissing Isabel."  Alex announced, taking her seat.

"They got Mikey to ask the freak child out!"  Trinity added.

"We have to come up with a plan!"  Nita said.

"SOON!"  Kristin added.

They all looked at Helen who was looking in a hand mirror.  "Are you listening?"  Trinity asked, annoyed.

Helen nodded, still looking in the mirror.

Alexis looked around.  "Any ideas, anyone?" she asked.

Helen sighed.  "If only Isabel was half as beautiful as me, we wouldn't have to try so hard!"  she said.

"You are so conceited!"  Nita said.

Helen frowned at her mirror broke again.  "I used to think that too, but then I found out that I AM perfect."

Nita rolled her eyes.

"Let's go."  Kristin stood up.

As they were walking to where Isabel was, they almost bumped into Alex Whitman.

"Whoa!"  Helen said.  "Out of our way, Monkey-man!"

"Who let him out the zoo?"  Nita said.

"We have to get rid of him."  Trinity said.

Alex nodded.  "We have to get him to be…….uninterested in Izzy."

Kristin looked at Trinty.  "Trinity, why don't you go and ask him out?"

Trinity just stared at her.  "Do you really think that the geek will believe that someone as beautiful as ME would be interested in him?"  she asked.

"I'll die before I ask out Alex Whitman!"  Nita said.

"I second that!"  Alex said.

"Don't look at me.  I got a date with Kyle tonight." Helen said.

Everyone looked at her.  "What?" she said.

"We don't need Alex to be uninterested in Izzy as long as we have a good plan!" Trinity said.

I know!" Alex said.  "But it is too mean!"

"I am already liking it."  Nita said.

"What is it?"  Kristin asked.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Isabel thanked God when the annoying girls left.  She had ignored them for the most part.  She looked across the quad to where Michael said with Maria. She suspected that Max and Liz were skipping, and Alex had gone to do something 'really important'.  She wondered what that could be.

Just then, she saw 5 girls who looked to be right out of every guy's fantasy, walking to her.

"Mind if we join you?"  Alex asked Isabel, not waiting for a reply as she just sat down.

"Actually.  I would like to sit alone."  Isabel said.

"Attitude much?"  Nita said, sitting down anyways.

"Yeah, honey, be glad that we are gracing you with our divine presence!" Helen added.

"Anyway."  Trinity said, sitting down.  "I am Trinity, this is Alex, Nita, Helen, and Kristin." She introduced everyone.

Isabel nodded, still looking uncertain.

"You all won't believe what happened!"  Nita said.

"What?"  Trinity asked.

"You all know that geek….what's his face?"  Nita asked.

"Alex Whitman."  Alex provided.

"Yes!"  Nita said, ignoring Isabel's evil looks.  "Well, I felt so sorry for him so I asked him out and she refused!"

:"NO WAY!"  Trinity said.

Isabel smiled, no doubt feeling all special because Alex liked her better. What she didn't know was that of course none of the girls had asked him out. Reality check?

"Anyway…I just knew that if he won't go out with someone as beautiful as me, he just HAD to be gay!"  Nita said.  "And guess what I found out?"

Alex burst out laughing.  "I knew it all along!"

"Knew what?"  Trinity asked.  Helen looked uncertain.

"Alex Whitman IS gay!"  Kristin said and all the Intruders burst out laughing.

Isabel, however, didn't find it all that funny.  "Alex is not gay!"  she said.

The Intruders gave her a look and burst out laughing again.

"Of course, he is gay!"  Trinity said once she was over her laughing fit.

"Yea, I saw him making out with one of his band members." Kristin put in.

Isabel got a whole 'Oh!' look on her face.  **I should've known by the way he kissed!** she thought.

"Now, moving on to bigger and better things……."  Nita said, looking at Michael across the quad.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Michael's doorbell rang as he was getting ready for his date.  He wondered who could it be and went to open the door.

"Isabel?" he said, opening the door.

"Yea, duh!"  Isabel said sarcastically as she entered the apartment.

"What are you doing here?" he asked.

"It's great to see you too, Michael!"  she said, sitting down in a chair.

"Look, Iz, I don't have time for this." He said.  "I have a date with Maria."

"Not anymore, you don't!" Trinity said as she locked Michael's apartment door from the outside.

"Yeah!" Alex said.  "Beat this, Candybimbos!"

"So……." Trinity said.  "What do we do now?"

"Well, I have a date, you all can do whatever."  Helen said and left.

Nita smiled.  "Maria should be waiting at the Crashdown for Michael." She said.

"We can't do that!" Alexis said.

"Let's go!"  Trinity added.

~*~*~*~*~*~

"Where the hell is he?"  Jenny asked her fellow Candygirls as they all sat in the café near the counter, where Maria was.

"He probably went to get her some flowers!"  Mary, the delusional Candygirl said.

"Honey, Michael and flowers don't belong in the same sentence."  Ally said.

Megan checked her watch.  "He is way late." She said.

"We already figured that out, dear." Lily said.

"And guess who has to come and intrude on the date?"  Mary said.

"The Intruders?"  Megan asked uncertainly.

"Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"  Ally said.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Trinity smiled when she saw Maria sitting at the counter.  "Wow, Maria! Love the outfit!" she said.

Maria frowned.

"I bet you mom got it for you.!" Nita said and the Intruders burst out laughing.

Just then Liz came out with some orders.  As she was passing by them, Kristin tripped her.  "GEEK!" she yelled.

Alex looked at her.  "Why did you do that?"  she asked.

"You don't know for how long I have been wanting to do that!"  she said.

"She gets on my nerves too."  Alexis agreed just as Liz got up and left.

~*~*~*~*~*~

"Stop pacing, Michael!"  Isabel said.  "You are getting on my nerves!"

"If I find out who did this, I……."

"..will kill him."  Isabel finished for him.  "Yea, yea. I got it the first time!  I don't even know whey you care!  It's just Maria!"  she said.

Michael sat down beside her and Isabel scooted closer.  Isabel had never realized it but she really did like Michael….as more than a friend.  And thanks to those girls, she now knew.

"This sucks."  Michael said.

"It doesn't have to."  Isabel said.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

Isabel looked at Michael and put her hand on his chest, smiling.

Michael watched curiously as she trailed her hand down his chest, then she looked into his eyes and the next thing he knew, she was kissing him.

Michael was too shocked to response at first, but he did response.  Boy, did he response!

Isabel finally pulled away and looked at him, waiting for him to get mad at her.  But he didn't.  He just leaned in and kiss her again.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Their make-out session was interrupted when Maria burst into the apartment, followed by the Candygirls.  "YOU JERK!"  she said and slammed the door shut as she left.

Michael started to go after her but changed his mind, looking at Isabel.  He shrugged and resumed the make-out session.

"Damn!  She is pissed!"  Helen, who had returned just in time to witness the climax, said as Maria stormed past them.

"I know!"  Trinity said.

"I love it!"  Alex added, surprising everyone.

As Maria turned the corner, she bumped into Alex who wasn't gay after all. As Maria found out later that night.

"You all suck!"  Mary said as the Candygirls joined the Intruders.

"Yea, well." Nita said.

"Mike and Iz belong together!"  Kristin said.

"Yea, it was only a matter of time before they figured it out."  Trinity added happily.

"Guys, I hate to be the one to spoil the party."  Alex said.  "But how exactly do we get out of the TV?"

*~*~*~*~*~The End~*~*~*~*~*~

You all have to tell me what you thought!!! And feel free to flame me if you
didn't like your part! hehe.

Note:  Ally wrote an alternate CANDYGIRL ending for this fic, if you want to
read that one, let me know!

NOTE to people I used....lol:
Ally:  I made you a conceited bimbo because you are one!!! hehe. But i still love you.
Nita:  I made you the evil bitch like you wanted to be.
Trinity:  I made you the wise leader person, I wonder where that came from? hehe.
Alex:  You come off as being VERY nice, so I made you the only person with morals.
Kristin:  I bet you loved your part, since I let you be mean to Liz! hehe.
Alexis:  I made you the only normal person! lol.

And I made me a conceited bitch.

And everyone Thanks again!!!

Helen.